Unique Cyber Space:
In order to keep our sanity, you need to be able to deal with the five most irritating people on the Internet if you are to take your place as a successful entrepreneur on the Internet. Cyber Space is enormous in size, yet filled with people who have found a new freedom. Many are able to express themselves in ways they wouldn’t do if they were standing face to face with each other.
· Miniwatts Marketing Group reports in the 2nd quarter of 2008, there were 1.5 billion users
· Google searches 1 trillion unique URLs daily
· Over 5 billion pages are added and 5 billion pages spidered daily by Search Engines
· According to Netcraft.com there were over 178 millions websites online, in August 2008.
Warning:
Even though the size of the Internet is immense, you find yourself bombarded with five of the most irritating types of people, who are hell bent on wasting your time. (That is besides the revolting creatures known as ‘Spammers’.) We met a couple once, when they stayed at our place, Seachange Lodge Resort, in the tropical island nation of Vanuatu, in the South Pacific. Great looking, innocent, clean cut older teenage guys. One even enjoyed surfing over the coral reef. Somehow they managed to get our address blacklisted. It was only when they were spiked and instantly jumped on a plane out of Vanuatu that same afternoon, our suspicions were confirmed as to what they had been up to for six weeks. We ended up having a police car patrolling past our place looking for the offenders. But we’re side-tracked off the subject. Let’s get back to beating the most irritating creatures on the Web:
Cretin:
First there is the Cretin who doesn’t really say anything of value and likes http://miura-seikotsuin.com/ to use lots of foul language. It almost seems as if the Cretin barely manages to get out of bed in the mentality department and appears to relate everything to sex. (Not that there’s anything wrong with sex). Fortunately the Cretin is easy to recognize, so you can speedily beat the Cretin with the dreaded ‘Click Away’.
Lunatic:
You are usually able to easily distinguish who the Lunatic is. The lunatic seems to be quite harmless and often you feel pity for him/her, as they don’t appear to know the rules. It also seems the Lunatic has no interest, or use for logic, for everything a Lunatic tries to say corroborates the lunacy. However, there are occasions when the Lunatic has a flash of inspiration, which some call being eccentric. Yet, the eccentric may have a whacky idea that works, after all, that’s how we have the light bulb. Eddison belonged to the eccentric category and many of his friends wrote him off. You learn to skim read the Lunatic’s writing, looking for that rare flash of insight. It could be the one thing that sets pushes your website to the dizzy heights of success.
Moron: